Humorless

Ya'll, today I had a revelation.

I am not funny.

I was on the phone with my aunt, who incidentally is totally freakin' hilarious, and we were talking about super powers and as usual she said something that made me want to fall on the floor and laugh hysterically until I died and I realized that...I? AM NOT FUNNY. SO that is the super power that I have decided I want to have. I mean, Aunt Sue makes up words like "squanch" and "coo-ma-cah-lie" and works them into sentences with "important" adult people who will actually reply seriously to a sentence like...

"excuse me but if I could just interrupt you for a minute. I'm sure you're presentation is very informative but if I could just squanch in before you and throw this coomacahlie up for everyone to see I think we would make a lot more progress."

I mean, what the fuck? Like, the writers for "Arrested Development". THEY were funny. Why come funny is not like a nose? EVERYONE HAS A NOSE. Why come EVERYONE can't have a little funny. PLEASE TELL ME.