OK. So. I feel like, kind of bad for sending all of that icky bad energy out into the world. I've decided that I'm going to make a little list of cool/pretty/fun X-mas gifts that are special and you can find on the Internet! So, here they are...
First on our list! Cross stitch. Because, who doesn't want a lovely piece of handmade art beckoning visitors into their kitchen with a phrase like "Don't Make Me Cut You". So, yes. subversive cross stitch. If you venture over to the "subversive holiday shop" you'll find holiday cards! One of my personal favorites is a lovely green color and I find it a grand way to invite your friends and family to "fuck the halls". I'm sort of wondering how one goes about fucking the halls? Is this even physically possible? Hmmmmm.
Second, we have a Christmas classic! These!!! Nothin' says happy holidays like Tiffany's diamonds. Alas, I can state with absolute certainty that I will not be getting them this year.
For the recluse in your life. My all time favorite TV show, maybe because there are striking similarities between their dysfunctional family and my own.
For the outdoors man. Who doesn't need a headlamp? I mean, anyone who has ever been camping will attest to the cruciality (yes, I know it really isn't a word) of this one tool. That reminds me of a story....the last time I went camping my then-boyfriend's dog VOMITED into my sleeping bag. Inside of the bag. ON THE INSIDE OF MY SLEEPING BAG. Are you getting this? It was bad. It was 25 degrees that night. We were out of vodka. I cried for twenty minutes. We broke up when we got back to the car....bastard.
Moving right along.
Personally, I am dying for these. I know, I know, cookware? Yes! Yes! I want cookware! I am also dying for one of these! I want it in "Komen pink".A pink mixer! YAY! And, they'll donate fifty dollars to Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation as a part of the Cook for the Cure®. Now, breast cancer awarness is a cause that we here at T-B-R feel very strongly about, being the kind of people who have breasts. So, I will be requesting one of the mixers from the parental units.
Now, I absolutely love and adore these. Lovely, dainty and super pretty. Everyone could use another ornament....well, not my mother. I think she has enough. In fact,I should go borrow some.
Also, for the wineo .
Ok, so that's a start! I should go and shower. Now, probably.
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Good call on the Black Diamond/Princeton Tech lights. I have one of each, they're great! Sorry to hear that you won't be getting Tiffany's diamonds this year.
Scherff......seriously. get a life. im coming home soon.
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lucky for you i CAN cross stitch...Someone may be getting a "Shut your whore mouth" to hang in her kitchen for Christmas :)
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